All 3 game Reviews


xkittyfroggymeowmeow xkittyfroggymeowmeow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Synj ART THOU GODICUS.

Just what Alien Hominid needed my man. A clown with no zipper. Too bad you have fans who don't know a fucking joke when they see one.



Planetcide: Genesis Planetcide: Genesis

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The first 3 missions were boring.

But the skill test.... holy christ..... I played that for like 10 minutes straight. The only thing I ask is if you were to add powerups of some kind. Maybe one that doubles your speed or so.



Demonic Goat: The Game Demonic Goat: The Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

w00t! OMFG teh GAMMES teh winnar!!!

Just kidding folks.

Anyways, for those of you are having trouble with the game I'm going to post some hints that SHOULD help you out. Me and EO wanted a challenging game.

Big Sheep Hints:

To kill the big sheep wait until he attacks you with his axe. He lets down his shield and allows you to hit him. Once you are able to attack him don't stop attacking until he dies.... his soul more than makes up for the trouble. If he just becomes too hard you can always fly over him.

If you can get the catapult.. save the rocks. When you come across a big sheep, since he has to be near you to hit you fire rocks on him before he can get to you. It takes 2 - 3 rocks to kill him, and you shouldn't lose any health. Be careful though, if you backup too far a sheep will attack you.

To kill the armored/big sheep easily you jump into them. When you do you should hit their head or chest, they'll attack you and you'll drop down, but once you hit the ground their chest is open for a second. When it is open keep firing until it is dead.

Other Hints:

You can jump on top of the catapult and use it, but first you have to kill the sheep whose riding it(who is behind a wall that takes a few hits to destroy).

Watch out for the bombs the balloon drops.. they are devestating to anyone. If you unlock it you can drop up to 6 of those devastating bombs on all of your enemies and possibly never die.

Angel Hints:

Your on your own.. there really isn't any type of strategy. Just avoid his flames and fire like hell when you get an opening.