Score: 9

"Best use of the character yet"

submission: Wink: Insatiable Appetite

date: August 25, 2004

Gorgeous colors used in that, really digging on them. Movie itself is what was expected, not a bad thing at all.

Score: 8

"I really enjoyed the randomness of it."

submission: Mr. Happy Face

date: August 8, 2004

When I was watching the first part I thought it was going to be a pretty bad movie. But man, once happyface pulled out that knife I loved the rest of the movie. The bad animation couldn't have worked better for this. Felt like I was watching an animation from Freddy Got Fingered. Guess that voice is just too similar.

For people who are too bent to laugh at something like this, ease up, it's a cartoon. You don't have to have feelings for a dog that doesn't exist.

Score: 10

"Just when you thought it died"

submission: Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE

date: June 16, 2004

It's pretty insane how you've managed to make a flash animation kick two generations of flash ass on newgrounds. I remember seeing the first one and feeling exactly like I do now about the current one, just bitchingly good.

Score: 9

"Not the best."

submission: Deep Fried, Live! #7

date: June 25, 2003

Your earlier episodes are way better than this one. I didn't find myself laughing too much at this one either. However, it still is a good episode.

Score: 7

"What is up with people?"

submission: Birds n' Bees

date: February 25, 2003

Why are people finding this so offensive? I think abortion is very wrong, but some of you folks are taking your anger to the next fucking demension.

Score: 8

"Don't care about it being stolen.."

submission: Icon's Story

date: January 18, 2003

But what I do want to say is for people who think just because the author is called "Maso DigitalStudios" that it MUST be the original author, I say you are a fucking idiot. That would be like downloading Doom 3 off of someone on Kazaa whose name is "John Carmack". Since he has the name.. he.. he.. he must have approved it? Right? YEA! OF COURSE!

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to write reviews.

I do think that this was stolen, but I decided to review the movie instead of the author.

Score: 10

"Synj ART THOU GODICUS."

submission: xkittyfroggymeowmeow

date: January 2, 2003

Just what Alien Hominid needed my man. A clown with no zipper. Too bad you have fans who don't know a fucking joke when they see one.

Score: 8

"The first 3 missions were boring."

submission: Planetcide: Genesis

date: September 8, 2002

But the skill test.... holy christ..... I played that for like 10 minutes straight. The only thing I ask is if you were to add powerups of some kind. Maybe one that doubles your speed or so.

Score: 6

"I was hoping the end would be different..."

submission: The Ultimate MK Parody

date: September 4, 2002

The burtality. I thought you were going to allow us to parappa to the keys. You know, like the key "Z" flash over subzero's head so you have to press it before it vanishes, or something.

Overall.. meh.. I'll agree with most on your shitty attitude. Even though you think you deserve to have your movie be the greatest, not everyone will think that. Jesus, it's the fucking portal. You've submitted good movies, and I thought you would have known this by now.

Score: 7

"I hated the plot"

submission: The Unknown

date: August 5, 2002

We destroy things so it creates jobs? Please, that is so stupid and predictable it isn't even funny. Don't get me wrong, the animation was nice, and it was entertaining, but that was a horrible plot. I don't know what you could do to improve on it, but do something. :P